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Query: Who does OSHA apply to? OSHA?  OSHA?!  I swear to God, Julio.  If you weren’t so good-looking and gullible, I would’ve canned your ass years ago.  Now, you and Tiffany get back in that standing sixty-nine and let’s wrap this shoot.  BREAK’S OVER! View high resolution

Query: Who does OSHA apply to?

OSHA?  OSHA?!  I swear to God, Julio.  If you weren’t so good-looking and gullible, I would’ve canned your ass years ago.  Now, you and Tiffany get back in that standing sixty-nine and let’s wrap this shoot.  BREAK’S OVER!

Query: How to apply eyeliner? After tucking you package back under your taint and keeping it in place with some twine, slowly pull the stockings over your freshly-shaved legs.  Take care and don’t stretch the fabric, as it is not made for your man-sized upper legs.  Slap your cheeks a few times to bring out that rosy hue.  Now, turn up The Cure and slowly apply eyeliner.  Then…put on a little more.  Take the No. 4 bus down to the docks and stand somewhere conspicuous.  Now…we play the waiting game. View high resolution

Query: How to apply eyeliner?

After tucking you package back under your taint and keeping it in place with some twine, slowly pull the stockings over your freshly-shaved legs.  Take care and don’t stretch the fabric, as it is not made for your man-sized upper legs.  Slap your cheeks a few times to bring out that rosy hue.  Now, turn up The Cure and slowly apply eyeliner.  Then…put on a little more.  Take the No. 4 bus down to the docks and stand somewhere conspicuous.  Now…we play the waiting game.

Query: How can college students make money? Well, you sure are pretty.  Have you ever modeled?  No, I’m serious…Yes, you could.  I have a really nice camera.  I…um used to freelance for Vogue. Seriously.  Tell you what; why don’t you follow me to my place?  I’ll pick up some wine to relax and we can see how the shoot goes.  You’re not allergic to opiates are you?  Probably not.  Forget it.  Let’s go. View high resolution

Query: How can college students make money?

Well, you sure are pretty.  Have you ever modeled?  No, I’m serious…Yes, you could.  I have a really nice camera.  I…um used to freelance for Vogue. Seriously.  Tell you what; why don’t you follow me to my place?  I’ll pick up some wine to relax and we can see how the shoot goes.  You’re not allergic to opiates are you?  Probably not.  Forget it.  Let’s go.

Query: Where can a 13-year-old find a job? In my chimney. View high resolution

Query: Where can a 13-year-old find a job?

In my chimney.