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Query: How could voter turnout be improved? Three words:  Chips and Salsa View high resolution

Query: How could voter turnout be improved?

Three words:  Chips and Salsa

Query: Would a gun work on the moon? Well, it’d better.  That’s the only way we’re ever gonna take the moon.  By force!  Not you and your pussyfootin’ around with diplomacy and politics.  Fuck a duck, man!  This is 2010.  Year of the…of the…moon!  I swear to God, you go up there with your compromises and your doctrines of nonagression and you’re gonna come back in a fucking pine box.  The Mooninites are not to be trusted! View high resolution

Query: Would a gun work on the moon?

Well, it’d better.  That’s the only way we’re ever gonna take the moon.  By force!  Not you and your pussyfootin’ around with diplomacy and politics.  Fuck a duck, man!  This is 2010.  Year of the…of the…moon!  I swear to God, you go up there with your compromises and your doctrines of nonagression and you’re gonna come back in a fucking pine box.  The Mooninites are not to be trusted!

Query: Can the Queen be arrested? Maybe for rocking too hard!  Dynamite with a laser beam!  Guaranteed to blow your mind!  ANYTIME!  What?  Oh, the Queen.  Nah, she’s above the law.  Like Judge Dredd. View high resolution

Query: Can the Queen be arrested?

Maybe for rocking too hard!  Dynamite with a laser beam!  Guaranteed to blow your mind!  ANYTIME!  What?  Oh, the Queen.  Nah, she’s above the law.  Like Judge Dredd.

Query: Can I travel to America with a criminal record? You fuckin’ terrorist!  These colors don’t run!  Love it or leave it!  We’ll put a boot up yer ass!  O-bama?!  More like…O-…sama!  Yeah!  Wait.  Turn down The O’Reilly Factor.  And the Big And Rich CD.  I said turn it down, Wanda!  Fuck!  What was the question? View high resolution

Query: Can I travel to America with a criminal record?

You fuckin’ terrorist!  These colors don’t run!  Love it or leave it!  We’ll put a boot up yer ass!  O-bama?!  More like…O-…sama!  Yeah!  Wait.  Turn down The O’Reilly Factor.  And the Big And Rich CD.  I said turn it down, Wanda!  Fuck!  What was the question?