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Query: Who can donate blood? At my church?  Only the innocent.  We have a big…pit…thing out back. Yeah, I guess you could call it an altar.  You wanna come by on Sunday?  I’m bringing potato salad…and JUDGEMENT. View high resolution

Query: Who can donate blood?

At my church?  Only the innocent.  We have a big…pit…thing out back. Yeah, I guess you could call it an altar.  You wanna come by on Sunday?  I’m bringing potato salad…and JUDGEMENT.

Query: Why were there so many glaciers? Because Jesus hadn’t invented badass things like spray paint, cigarette boats, or the big block V8. View high resolution

Query: Why were there so many glaciers?

Because Jesus hadn’t invented badass things like spray paint, cigarette boats, or the big block V8.