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Query: Could diarrhea be a sign of pregnancy? Ehh…It’s hard to say.  I like to play it safe and and push my girlfriend down the stairs any night we eat Indian food. View high resolution

Query: Could diarrhea be a sign of pregnancy?

Ehh…It’s hard to say.  I like to play it safe and and push my girlfriend down the stairs any night we eat Indian food.

Query: Would a gun work on the moon? Well, it’d better.  That’s the only way we’re ever gonna take the moon.  By force!  Not you and your pussyfootin’ around with diplomacy and politics.  Fuck a duck, man!  This is 2010.  Year of the…of the…moon!  I swear to God, you go up there with your compromises and your doctrines of nonagression and you’re gonna come back in a fucking pine box.  The Mooninites are not to be trusted! View high resolution

Query: Would a gun work on the moon?

Well, it’d better.  That’s the only way we’re ever gonna take the moon.  By force!  Not you and your pussyfootin’ around with diplomacy and politics.  Fuck a duck, man!  This is 2010.  Year of the…of the…moon!  I swear to God, you go up there with your compromises and your doctrines of nonagression and you’re gonna come back in a fucking pine box.  The Mooninites are not to be trusted!

Query: Can the Queen be arrested? Maybe for rocking too hard!  Dynamite with a laser beam!  Guaranteed to blow your mind!  ANYTIME!  What?  Oh, the Queen.  Nah, she’s above the law.  Like Judge Dredd. View high resolution

Query: Can the Queen be arrested?

Maybe for rocking too hard!  Dynamite with a laser beam!  Guaranteed to blow your mind!  ANYTIME!  What?  Oh, the Queen.  Nah, she’s above the law.  Like Judge Dredd.

Query: Where can me and my boyfriend go to be alone? Ok, first, it’s ‘Where can my boyfriend and I…‘  Don’t tell mom I told you, but if you go over to Makeout Bluff late at night you’ll probably be all alone.  Yeah, right next to the Prison for the Criminally Insane and Hook-handed.  No, I don’t think that manhunt is still going on.  I don’t know!   It’s been two days, that guy is probably dead in a ditch somewhere.  Gah!  Take my keys.  And you’d better put gas in it on the way home.  It’s on ‘E’.  No, give me your cell phone.  You don’t want any distractions when Darren makes his move.  Go get ‘em, little sis. View high resolution

Query: Where can me and my boyfriend go to be alone?

Ok, first, it’s ‘Where can my boyfriend and I…‘  Don’t tell mom I told you, but if you go over to Makeout Bluff late at night you’ll probably be all alone.  Yeah, right next to the Prison for the Criminally Insane and Hook-handed.  No, I don’t think that manhunt is still going on.  I don’t know!   It’s been two days, that guy is probably dead in a ditch somewhere.  Gah!  Take my keys.  And you’d better put gas in it on the way home.  It’s on ‘E’.  No, give me your cell phone.  You don’t want any distractions when Darren makes his move.  Go get ‘em, little sis.

Query: Can I travel to America with a criminal record? You fuckin’ terrorist!  These colors don’t run!  Love it or leave it!  We’ll put a boot up yer ass!  O-bama?!  More like…O-…sama!  Yeah!  Wait.  Turn down The O’Reilly Factor.  And the Big And Rich CD.  I said turn it down, Wanda!  Fuck!  What was the question? View high resolution

Query: Can I travel to America with a criminal record?

You fuckin’ terrorist!  These colors don’t run!  Love it or leave it!  We’ll put a boot up yer ass!  O-bama?!  More like…O-…sama!  Yeah!  Wait.  Turn down The O’Reilly Factor.  And the Big And Rich CD.  I said turn it down, Wanda!  Fuck!  What was the question?

Query: Where are my kidneys? Right now?  Probably about halfway to Mexico City.  I don’t care how much your head hurts.  Get up out of that bathtub full of ice and let’s go to the hospital.  This is the last time we do Spring Break in Juarez.  Yeah, that stripper was really hot.  What’s your blood type?  Forget it.  Get up, pussy. View high resolution

Query: Where are my kidneys?

Right now?  Probably about halfway to Mexico City.  I don’t care how much your head hurts.  Get up out of that bathtub full of ice and let’s go to the hospital.  This is the last time we do Spring Break in Juarez.  Yeah, that stripper was really hot.  What’s your blood type?  Forget it.  Get up, pussy.

Query: Should we keep the severed head awake? Fuck no, man!  Put it in the duffelbag with the rest.  Start the van.  Let’s get out of here. View high resolution

Query: Should we keep the severed head awake?

Fuck no, man!  Put it in the duffelbag with the rest.  Start the van.  Let’s get out of here.