Query: Would a gun work on the moon?

Well, it’d better.  That’s the only way we’re ever gonna take the moon.  By force!  Not you and your pussyfootin’ around with diplomacy and politics.  Fuck a duck, man!  This is 2010.  Year of the…of the…moon!  I swear to God, you go up there with your compromises and your doctrines of nonagression and you’re gonna come back in a fucking pine box.  The Mooninites are not to be trusted!

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