Query: Should lamb be pink?
Take it easy! Look, man, I got burgers going on this side, I got Grandma’s pork chop working over here, and then your lamb right in the middle of the grill. First off, you always gotta bring some goddamn weirdo meat when we have the family picnic? What was it last year? Emu? Fuck you, Kenny. Anyway, these burgers are a nice mid-well, all the dogs are nicely charred, Gammy’s chop is damn well good enough, and I’m out of Busch heavy. Your baby fucking sheep is as done as it’s gonna get. What? Sorry, Bobby Flay, she said she wanted that chop medium-rare. Salmonella?! Nobody brought any fish, dipshit. Grab those tongs.
