Query: How to apply eyeliner?
After tucking you package back under your taint and keeping it in place with some twine, slowly pull the stockings over your freshly-shaved legs. Take care and don’t stretch the fabric, as it is not made for your man-sized upper legs. Slap your cheeks a few times to bring out that rosy hue. Now, turn up The Cure and slowly apply eyeliner. Then…put on a little more. Take the No. 4 bus down to the docks and stand somewhere conspicuous. Now…we play the waiting game.
