Query: When can I stop sterilizing baby bottles? Whenever you’re ready to stop coddling that kid.  Doesn’t baby get shots for Polio and MMR and all that stuff?  Think of your unsterilized bottle as an innoculation against real threats like people putting a cig out in your bottle at a party or drinking after a chick with the mouth herp because you’re kind of blacked out and she is super hot and just begging for it.  Play the odds here, mom.  Is Baby Huey going to fall into a time machine and get tuberculosis or is he going get sloppy brains from the dorm whore?  You’re welcome. View high resolution

Query: When can I stop sterilizing baby bottles?

Whenever you’re ready to stop coddling that kid.  Doesn’t baby get shots for Polio and MMR and all that stuff?  Think of your unsterilized bottle as an innoculation against real threats like people putting a cig out in your bottle at a party or drinking after a chick with the mouth herp because you’re kind of blacked out and she is super hot and just begging for it.  Play the odds here, mom.  Is Baby Huey going to fall into a time machine and get tuberculosis or is he going get sloppy brains from the dorm whore?  You’re welcome.

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