Query: How can college students make money?

Well, you sure are pretty.  Have you ever modeled?  No, I’m serious…Yes, you could.  I have a really nice camera.  I…um used to freelance for Vogue. Seriously.  Tell you what; why don’t you follow me to my place?  I’ll pick up some wine to relax and we can see how the shoot goes.  You’re not allergic to opiates are you?  Probably not.  Forget it.  Let’s go.