Query: Why do all my teeth hurt? I’ve been taking extra good care lately.  I must have brushed them ten times today.  Let’s see…I brushed them right when I woke up from that 3AM catnap.  I brushed them again after I took apart the washing machine to look for the bugs inside.  I brushed them again after I put my albums in alphabetical order by producer.  Then I went to Jerry’s and scored another gram.  He didn’t have any toothpaste in his bathroom, so I used my finger and some powdery stuff I found under his sink.  Is that picture crooked?  Ugh, that picture is crooked.  There you go…ah, not quite…SHIT!…Ok, ok, there it is.  God, my fingers itch and I’m so thirsty.  I’m gonna go get a Big Gulp of Dew right after I floss. View high resolution

Query: Why do all my teeth hurt?

I’ve been taking extra good care lately.  I must have brushed them ten times today.  Let’s see…I brushed them right when I woke up from that 3AM catnap.  I brushed them again after I took apart the washing machine to look for the bugs inside.  I brushed them again after I put my albums in alphabetical order by producer.  Then I went to Jerry’s and scored another gram.  He didn’t have any toothpaste in his bathroom, so I used my finger and some powdery stuff I found under his sink.  Is that picture crooked?  Ugh, that picture is crooked.  There you go…ah, not quite…SHIT!…Ok, ok, there it is.  God, my fingers itch and I’m so thirsty.  I’m gonna go get a Big Gulp of Dew right after I floss.

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