Query: Who wants the Houseman family to leave the resort early?
Who doesn’t? Those fucking Housemans with their bratty foul-mouthed kids in their Tommy Hilfiger shirts, their fancy 2007 Chrysler Town & Country mini van. Mr. Houseman and his arrogant, middle-management attitude, he’s the kind of guy that has an entire iPod full of Nickelback, the absolute worst kind of person. Now, Mrs. Houseman, that saucy little minx… she can stay and take me to soccer practice in that mini van any time she wants, perhaps help me out with my ball skills. But the rest of you, you Housemans, you get out of my resort and stay out!
